Don't Panic.


mom jokes

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.

Jordan Belfort (via quotes-shape-us)


Hello, if you are ever sad, just look up and picture Naruto telling you to believe in yourself.. Because you are strong, live on and dream big.



bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!


bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

(Source: seers)


"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".






Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

how about y’all go watch the video and actually understand what they’re trying to sell and the message they’re truly giving off before reblogging this with smiley faces cause honestly this is garbage. they’re trynna sell you a product (snickers) that will make you go back to “normal”, they’re trynna say that being a sexist asshole is normal and all those construction workers being a decent human is not who they really are and they should “go back to being them”… like come on

This commercial is sexist and atrocious

Fuck this commercial~

  • when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
  • when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me


bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)


me as a parent

I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.

Sufjan Stevens on kissing  (via coffeekaling)

(Source: alwaysincluded)